People tell me that the movies should be more like real life. I disagree. It is real life that should be more like the movies.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the worldwalks out.

California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

Relationships are like crystals, you don't realize how much you love it until it breaks.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother – and the public.

She’s been on more laps than a napkin.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life – the hardened artery.

It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let’s go to press.

Today’s gossip is tomorrow’s headline.